"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board


(via almidi-lyon)


My ideal body weight is you on top of me.

(Source: autosuficiencia, via mister-mitten)


YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

(Source: causally-archive, via jackballs)


Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(via dragon-destroyer)


I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

(via dragon-destroyer)